Review of Mean Machine (2001) by Carly W — 22 Jun 2007

One of the best movies ever! I love Vinnie!

This review of Mean Machine (2001) was written by Carly W on 22 Jun 2007.

Mean Machine has generally received positive reviews.

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British version of the Longest Yard... & Statham's character was insane... like literally... insane…

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