Review of Max Payne (2008) by Tima. — 14 Oct 2008
Hey Chris S. Your the kind of person that everyone hates in a movie theater because they are trying to enjoy an escape from reality and you constantly interrupt them with mindless banter about how unrealistic the movie is.
Its a flippin movie. If you want real, go sign up for the police force and then you can draw up schematics on the proper way a swat team should enter a room. Hell, lets just periodically place cameras everywhere in the country and release the footage into a theater every week so we can enjoy the realism.
Lord of the rings won best picture and its about a made up land. But that has to suck becuase theres no way they could climb that volcano without shoes on. I havent even seen this movie yet. I just wanted to try an erase your score because your a close minded geek with no imagination.
Jesus. I feel sorry for the people that have to sit next you the next time you go see a movie.
This review of Max Payne (2008) was written by Tima. on 14 Oct 2008.
Max Payne has generally received mixed reviews.
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