Review of Major League (1989) by Sam C — 08 Sep 2014

This classic can be summed up by a few quotes from my main man Lou Brown: "Look at this fu--ing guy. The parking lot is right over there. Everytime we win, we peel a section. All right people, we got 10 minutes 'till game time, let's all gather 'round.

I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves.

Me, I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big s--tburger to eat!".