Review of Magic Mike XXL (2015) by Gretchen W — 22 Jan 2016

Wow that was torture..it was long as hell and I found myself feeling like..please just end already!! the ratings are losing all cred with me..i mean come on!! this should be a splat all the way around! wtf was the plot?

AR wtf was up with that hair! and that fro yo shit?! and that last dance?

JM he is so dam hot to day anything negative about him just kills me..it was that whining I secure shit they had him on.. and what man complains about having a big penis?!! what chic runs from it? he said he was 35? who the hell was he pulling out for 14 year olds??

MB..um was in the last movie? enuff said!

KN..ok listen ik there is some people who say men get sexier and they age and women just age.. that doesnt apply to strippers sorry..NO ONE wants to see a 100 year stripper of any sex!!

Let me say that whole scene at that house where JPS was living was super pointless and ridiculous. The only halfway decent thing that came out of it was that sexy ass routine CT did..loved it.. and Twitch. Everything and everybody else (especially JPS) could have been left out.

Which brings me to the CT. The first dance to pony..was cute..the "white choc" dance loved it and the last dance with CT and SB (twitch) was fucking awesome)! I also liked twitch's solo though his package was lacking quite a bit.

That is it. that was all there was to like in that 2 hour dam movie. What a dam waste! Truly!

Let me add I saw CT and his wife on I think you can dance he was great and QB surprised him during his performance so of course that over shadowed EVERY thing else (no shade to the queeen as I bow) but his wifes performace was sooo good she danced better than everyone on magie mike xxl sans her hubby and twitch..im surprised the way they move that they dont have 100 babies!!