Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Karl W — 29 Oct 2013

ROFL.

I should have gone to watch this in MT PP under the influence.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Karl W on 29 Oct 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Let me start off by saying love love love the first Machete. I can watch it anytime... This one, not so much…

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