Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Chris C — 15 Nov 2013

"Machete don't Tweet!" It's so over the top that it's Awesome!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Chris C on 15 Nov 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Justin B (2,000) on 05 Nov 2016

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