Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Mélissa K — 20 Nov 2013

Looking forward to Machete Kills Again in Space LOL I mean this is just so ridiculous at this point, you can't take it seriously!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Mélissa K on 20 Nov 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Brad W (876) on 23 Sep 2015

This movie was not designed to be an A list movie, this movie was designed to be a B or a C movie at best and it delivers, like the first movie…

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Do not expect this to make sense or be serious. In fact be offended because that is part of the project. $8…

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By Aadityamudhar (100) on 16 Apr 2016

Let me start off by saying love love love the first Machete. I can watch it anytime... This one, not so much…

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