Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Justin K — 08 Dec 2013

Ridiculous but fun......If you want a bloody action pack film with a Russ Meyer twist, then this movie is for you....

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Justin K on 08 Dec 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Jh K (596) on 02 Aug 2015

PUFF, QUE MAL TRAGO. A pesar del tono parodico, nada se sostiene aqui... pero eso no es lo importante…

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