Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Cole M — 12 Dec 2013

Thank God for the Internet because I didn't have to spend a cent on this. Good God is it CRAP. And I say that to the fullest. There's rip-offs of James Bond, "Star Wars", and "G.I. Joe" in this, the dialogue and CGI is pure shlock, and while the first one was a bit of guilty pleasure, to see Rodriguez waste his time on these films instead of giving us sequel after sequel of "Sin City" yarns just grinds my gears.

Skip it.