Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Scubasteve Walter M — 13 Dec 2013

The movie provides light entertainment as it is filled with a random storyline and familiar faces.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Scubasteve Walter M on 13 Dec 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Even though it's not as good as the first i'm still giving it the same star rating, After reading some poor reviews I didn't expect it to be…

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Machete will return in: Machete Kills! boomed the gritty voiceover dude at the end of Robert Rodriguez's 2010 Mexploitation parody…

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Do not expect this to make sense or be serious. In fact be offended because that is part of the project. $8…

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By Gavin M (668) on 17 Apr 2015

The only...ONLY reason this movie even gets star is for Mel Gibson alone. That's it…

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