Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Heng W — 02 Jan 2014

Overboard and ridiculous, machete kills serves up blood, gore, action and trash talk straight up on the rocks. No holds barred.

B grade movie gold.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Heng W on 02 Jan 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Let me start off by saying love love love the first Machete. I can watch it anytime... This one, not so much…

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By Justin B (2,000) on 05 Nov 2016

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