Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Cameron R — 12 Jan 2014

This is better than the first movie and this is the goriest, the bloodiest, and the most insane movie ever and I LOVE IT lol.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Cameron R on 12 Jan 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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