Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Nathan J — 19 Jan 2014

Not a bad movie except the action is a lil weird. Dialogues is still legendary!!

You know Mexico. Hell, you are Mexico. Haha.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Nathan J on 19 Jan 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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