Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Greg W — 20 Jan 2014

It does not need another movie from space.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Greg W on 20 Jan 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Jamie C (1,664) on 29 Jul 2016

Even though it's not as good as the first i'm still giving it the same star rating, After reading some poor reviews I didn't expect it to be…

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By Clinton P (47) on 09 Mar 2017

What did you expect? Well you'll get exactly that. I enjoyed it well enough…

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By Marah R (273) on 02 Sep 2015

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By Yasemin Y (339) on 05 Apr 2017

One of the funniest movies I've seen in years…

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This is the kind of film when after viewing makes me feel cheap the next morning…

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By Mel Campbell (32) for Junkee (216) on 27 Oct 2015

Machete will return in: Machete Kills! boomed the gritty voiceover dude at the end of Robert Rodriguez's 2010 Mexploitation parody…

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By Doug H (123) on 30 Nov 2015

Insanely obsurd with tons of fun, far surpassing insanity ofMachete…

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By Nicholas L (663) on 14 May 2016

You have to be a fan to enjoy this genre. It is a comedy but filled with so much gore and violence that it ridicules…

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By Aadityamudhar (100) on 16 Apr 2016

Let me start off by saying love love love the first Machete. I can watch it anytime... This one, not so much…

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By Bill Graham (39) for The Film Stage (3,162) on 22 Jun 2016

Bigger, more ambitious, and more raucous, Machete Kills stands as a film that proves more can, sometimes, be less…

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