Review of Machete Kills (2013) by David S — 21 Feb 2014

I wasn't a big fan of 'Machete' but it was fun seeing all the big stars taking part in such a cheesy movie. The same thing happens here and the best thing about this film is definitely the biggest star, Gibson.

Until he comes into it the film (despite the overblown action and gore) is one big yawnfest. Trejo isn't talented to hold your attention on screen and despite the cameos of Gooding Jnr, Lady Gaga and Banderas (playing the same character!) no-one is given enough to do to make their roles memorable.

What promises to be the next sequel looks more fun but if you want modern 'expolitation' thrills I'd stick with 'Hobo with a Shotgun'.