Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Mark E — 22 Feb 2014

Fell asleep after half an hour. The joke isn't funny anymore.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Mark E on 22 Feb 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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