Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Sean H — 02 May 2014

Garbage sequel! Wasted Alba's presence fo sho!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Sean H on 02 May 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Danny Trejo is as far from stale whitebread as you can get. He's the real deal…

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PUFF, QUE MAL TRAGO. A pesar del tono parodico, nada se sostiene aqui... pero eso no es lo importante…

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Machete will return in: Machete Kills! boomed the gritty voiceover dude at the end of Robert Rodriguez's 2010 Mexploitation parody…

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