Review of Machete Kills (2013) by George K — 09 Aug 2014

This one was not as good as the first I'm afraid. Kinda bored me.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by George K on 09 Aug 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Do not expect this to make sense or be serious. In fact be offended because that is part of the project. $8…

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Even though it's not as good as the first i'm still giving it the same star rating, After reading some poor reviews I didn't expect it to be…

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