Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Elijah S — 03 Mar 2015

Good job you guys, you wanted to make a horrible film and you succeeded. Signs of a GREAT artist!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Elijah S on 03 Mar 2015.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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