Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Filmgrinder S — 02 Mar 2014

"Machete happens."-Machete (Danny Trejo).

More over the top fun.

"Machete don't text."-Machete.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Filmgrinder S on 02 Mar 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Machete Kills is sadly a further sign of Robert Rodriguez's diminishing filmmaking prowess, silly, lazy, witless, stupid and filled with terrible…

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