Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Sofia C — 02 May 2014

Garbage sequel! Wasted Alba's presence fo sho!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Sofia C on 02 May 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Joel R (315) on 06 Aug 2015

Horrible. The first was great. No need for any more of these…

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By Brad W (876) on 23 Sep 2015

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Robert Rodriguez's imagination and sense of humor is at full speed which is what holds Machete Kills back from being good…

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By Matiaszamo_ (1) on 21 Aug 2017

Oidia boi a avlar de **** kills porque aparese mi enemiga leidi gagá ni un brilla y brillo ni con brillatina brilla esta mierdaza si la descargas…

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By Karsh D (1,216) on 18 Nov 2015

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By Gavin M (668) on 17 Apr 2015

The only...ONLY reason this movie even gets star is for Mel Gibson alone. That's it…

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By Jamie C (1,664) on 29 Jul 2016

Even though it's not as good as the first i'm still giving it the same star rating, After reading some poor reviews I didn't expect it to be…

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