Review of Machete (2010) by Tsuwamono Z — 28 Dec 2013

This movie is stupid. That's how I'm starting my review. It's.

Stupid.....it's also hilarious, extremely violent and subtly.

Intelligent. Every thing about this movie screams EXPLOITATION. From.

The smooth, casually edited in sex scenes to the extreme violence and.

Gore; Machete nails everything tasteless perfectly. I just love the.

Style of this film; it looks like some old 70s cop show. Combine this.

With purposefully nonsensical set-pieces, campy acting, chop and paste.

Editing and a horrendously structured plot and BAM! you have the "don't.

Give a crap", offensive prowess possessed only by the likes of Machete.

Danny Trejo, by the way, is freaking amazing in this film. Even though.

He doesn't really say much. Which, just makes him cooler, in the long.

Run. In the midst of all Machete's visceral, derogatory.

Illustriousness, however, there are some flaws. The pacing is a little.

Too slow and the middle drags and drags for a bit...In fact, the middle.

Kind of takes away from the thunder of Danny's introduction. The plot.

Is also incoherent and ludicrous...However, I'm pretty such this was on.

Purpose (all Machete's great merits pretty much distract from the plot.

Anyways) Despite these flaws, Machete is ultimately an intelligent and biting satire on southern.

Immigration politics and its opposing attitudes . Overall, this film.

Was great and I just pray, pray that Machete Kills Again rekindles its.

Flame (Because Machete Kills Was absolutely boring and terrible).

PS. Best Line: "God Has Mercy......But I Don't".

-Tsuwamono.