Alas, not even Lindsay Lohan -- doing a cartoonish riff on her tabloid persona (is this even possible?) -- can bring this rotten egg to a boil.
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This review of Machete (2010) was written by Brett Michel and published by Boston Phoenix on 08 Sep 2010.
Machete has generally received positive reviews.
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