Review of Lost in Space (1998) by Than_Q — 27 Aug 2016

This movie is purely indescribable, everything about it is so horribly bad that I don't even know how much detail I can go into on this movie, I've only watched 4 minutes of the monstrosity and it's a steaming pile of **** Let me get this straight, this is the worst movie I've ever seen in my 16 years of existence, this is the worst movie I have seen in my LIFE. I was just casually scrolling through the channels on Sunday night, bored out of my mind, when suddenly, Lost in Space shows up, and I start watching it and then I turn off the TV, grab a cloth, wrap it around my hand, and smash the living **** out of it, then I pour kerosene onto the TV, go outside, start my car, reverse my car, accelerate, crash, crawl out from the rubble of my house, throw a lit match onto the kerosene, and then my soul is purged from the disgrace that is Lost in Space.

There really is nothing to redeemable about this whole movie, the characters suck, the CGI sucks, the story sucks, the acting sucks (looking at you, Matt Le Blanc), EVERYTHING SUCKS. Let me say that Saving Private Ryan was released in the same year, Armageddon was released in the same year, the Rugrats Movie was released in the same year, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was released in the same year, Men in Black and Batman & Robin were released a year before this piece of **** AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE MOVIES WERE BETTER (well, not Batman & Robin, that was REALLY bad).

I would have given this movie a 10 if it had been classified as a comedy movie, because this thing is literally laughably bad, I was just giggling through all 4 minutes of this horrible movie, everything is just so pathetically bad, I really don't want to see or hear of this movie ever again. Only watch this movie if you're one of those YouTube review channels, or if you want to torture someone, I don't care, just don't give New Line Cinema any money for this pathetic excuse for a movie, go and buy a better movie, like, I don't know, Antz or something.