Review of Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008) by Jocelyn F — 02 Dec 2008

WHY?! They had so much to work with and could've made this movie so much better. The two stars go to giving a nod to The Goonies and putting covers of songs from the original in the movie. A star could've gone to Corey Feldman if he didn't have the lame-ass voice (what the hell was that- he doesn't normally talk that way). Lots of points were deducted for making this a near soft-core porn, and not a good soft-core porn. About 45 minutes into the movie I was already sick of pseudolesbians making out and fake boobies. Oh, and Angus Sutherland- your surfer voice sucks. It just sucks. Unless that's the way you really talk, and then I feel bad for you.

This movie isn't even good compared to other cheesefests (and yes, the original Lost Boys was cheesy, but in a completely different way) I would not recommend watching this to anyone unless they didn't believe me when I said how bad it sucks.