Review of Loser (2000) by Appendage7 — 15 Jan 2020

Chris: Man, our T.G. party was a total bust. Every time I got close to hittin' it with one of those new mamas, her evil girlfriend's got to show up and screw everything up.

Adam: What we need is a higher female-to-male ratio, like in cool nightclubs, you know, where they let in five times as many women as men.

Noah: How are we gonna get five times as many women to show up?

Adam: We have a party but we call it a fundraiser.

Chris: So we gotta think of a charity.

Adam: It's gotta be the right charity. It's got to attract hotties.

Chris: Yeah.

Noah: What's that country with all the babies?

Adam: China.

Chris: Romania.

Noah: No.

Chris: But wait, I don't know about babies. No, I mean, that's going to give 'em the wrong message.

Noah: How about AIDS?

Adam: Oh, THERE'S a mood-setter.