Review of Live and Let Die (1973) by Hugh J — 10 Nov 2015

I love Jane Seymour, especially in this movie. And let's face it, Bond walking into Harlem alone in a suit immediately makes him pimp. Too bad the villains are over the top, stupid and annoying. Seriously, there isn't a single black person portrayed in this film that isn't insane, stupid, annoying, a bad actor or retarded.

The only one who's kind of ok is Quarrel but he speaks like 2 words, very slowly. And the whole boat chase is too damn long cause of that annoying hick sheriff. Although Roger Moore is likeable and Jane Seymour is beautiful, there's too much stuff that's more annoying than anything.

Oh yeah, and I really, really, really hate everyone in that parade that pretends to be a funeral, then kills an agent and starts dancing on the streets. I fucking hate every one of those fuckers. And voodoo.

I hate voodoo.