Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) by Jasdev S — 05 Nov 2011

This film is initially hilarious, and one is led to believe the rest of the movie will be similarly good, however it quickly loses its charm and some of the symbolism is too obvious to dismiss as coincidental.

[Spoilers].

The only way to "cure" lesbian vampires is to thrust them with a penis sword, thus releasing vast quantities of spurting, white semen which we are meant to see as the vampires' blood.

For this reason alone, a film which seduces the viewer with titillation and blokey humour quickly gains a seedy and unpleasant subtext.