Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) by Seamus R — 17 Aug 2012
How do I review "Lesbian Vampire Killers" [2009]? How can anyone review such a movie with appropriate dignity?
Ah, yes. Picture a cat, crapping on your face. It's that bad. It might have worked as a ten minute slapstick sketch in a cheaply-made Halloween Horne & Corden special (if 'Horne and Corden' had lasted until Halloween, which, thankfully, it didn't). But the mere realisation that someone green-lit the spending of a few million pounds on making this terrible, terrible film should be enough to encourage everyone to ask Corden and Horne to step in front of a moving truck as punishment.
Yeah, I should have known better. However, it was on BBCyoof and I needed to know just how bad it is. It's even worse than I could have feared. If you've ever encouraged anyone else to watch this movie, please hit yourself in the face.
This review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) was written by Seamus R on 17 Aug 2012.
Lesbian Vampire Killers has generally received mixed reviews.
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