Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) by Ryan E — 04 Dec 2009

Where did 85 minutes of my life go, oh thatâ??s right it went into watching this pile of rubbish. It was never going to be a â??Snakes on a Planeâ?? (a film with such an out there title it might actually be good) and all it succeeded in doing was showing me what little talent James Corden has.

He and Mathew Horne might have cracked it with Gavin and Stacey but all they could muster up here were a few jokes and one liners that failed to raise a smile. No plot, and storyline that involved slicing and dicing a bunch of highly attractive crazed vampires, but then I guess you take this film with a pinch of salt. Itâ??s the kind of film you have on in the background while you do the ironing.

I would avoid this one at all costs, youâ??re not going to get Gavin and Stacey laughs but if you a fan of Corden and Horne then this might be right up your street. However, it only just about musters a 1 star from me!