Review of Lady in the Water (2006) by Russell L — 24 Mar 2012

M. Night's problem as a director is that he needs to be on a short leash. It's like one of those dogs who is well behaved as long as his owner is pulling on the leash to keep said dog from urinating upon everything, pooping in all the neighbor's yards, and chasing everything that moves.

M. Night needs constant supervision and oversight and someone to tell him, "No.".