Review of Lady Dragon 2 (1993) by Jeremy C — 09 May 2009

When I saw this come on after hours on Telemundo, I recorded it to watch later. My plan was to fast forward to the fight scenes, since I don't speak Spanish. It's a Cynthia Rothrock movie, so it's bound to have great action, right? Uh, no.

She does a lot of kicking, but this was nowhere near as much fun as Jackie Chan's cheeziest efforts. It's hard to judge the plot, but I'm afraid it wouldn't make sense in English either.

The one bright performance was the impossibly evil Billy Drago -- I wish I could have heard his snivelly voice and not the Spanish dubster.