Review of Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) by Stephen F — 03 Oct 2017
Me watching this movie: "Wow you know what I kinda love this series. It's really the best of comic books on screen- it's cartoonish but stylized, with dynamic movements and fights that focus more on the perspective of the fist than the person. It's silly and unpretentious. It's got great menswear. Its got Colin Firth in a three piece suit. It's-WHAT THE FCK ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GOING TO FCKING FOLLOW HIS FINGERS INTO HER VAGINA?!?".
Ughhhhhh WHY. This movie not only kills off every damn female character worth a damn but that fingering shit was SO OBNOXIOUS. SOOOO lame. Mucus membranes in her mouth perverts. Why did you ruin this PG-13 fantasy of a silly and non-obnoxious action movie for meeeeeeeeeeee. WHHHYYYyyyyy. BlaRgh. Whatever. Minus a star for creeping me the fck out.
This review of Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) was written by Stephen F on 03 Oct 2017.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle has generally received positive reviews.
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