Review of Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) by Namir G — 13 Aug 2016

- I...I think "Rufus, the colored fella that plays the organ" is Samuel L. Jackson.

- David Carradine is one of my favorite actors. I jumped off a raquetball court and sprained both my ankles because of that man. He defined for me the concept of a humans moving could be magic, and how the concept of using an opponent's energy against them actually works, instead of the empty promises my Judo teacher told me about "it doesn't matter how big your opponent is, you can throw them!" I was 9, and throwing 200+ lb men was but a stupid pipe dream.

- I have no words for the whole of Bud's section.

- "Yer (chuckle), yer gonna have lots of fun, carryin buckets of water up & down that fucker.".

- Only QT does Kung Fu to disco music.

- Right in the kisser! Again! Oh, those are gonna leave a mark.

- Haha...can't draw a sword in a trailer home #justtrailerassasinproblems.

- O NO SHE DI'NT. Also, ew. Also, a nod to the Bladerunner reference.

- "I must warn you, young lady, I am susceptible to flattery.".

- "Aiy moos wonn you, yon laady. Iyam suseptabol do fladdery.".

- Cheese & crackers that little girl is fucking cute.

- Uma's name is B(eatrix). Her daughter's name is BB.

- "HA HA HA HA. I'm just fucking with you.".

- "Not that it matters at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun".

- "I...overracted.".

- "There are...consequences...to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.".

- It WAS Samuel L Jackson! "Hey Sammy, it's QT. I need you to do me a solid and add some fucking ambiance to this shithole of a church. Yeah, it's a new flick I'm doing. Uma's in it. Naw, you won't see her naked, she'll be all shot to hell on the floor. It'll be great!".