Review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) by Evan B — 22 Jun 2018

New characters are cringy and unmemorable. Don't try to follow plot. Logic and sense are thrown out the window. In a world where dinosaurs only eat humans, and everything can breathe ash and toxic gas, inconsistency is stronger than the pure emotion derived at the end scene where, after the credits, a few pterodactyls go on a building and.

... wait for it.... the movie ends. Relationships were cheesy and uninspired, but not nearly as uninspired as the indo-raptor. I bet like 50 people were sitting in a room talking about what to make for toys.

Indo-raptor is a minor character, this is a poorly made movie between characters who rush to push the plot. The switch from volcano mayhem to spy mission-like plots is so unsmooth it hurts. Please, if you bought tickets, just get excited for the cgi.

Its seriously where all the budget went anyways.