Review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) by Scienceadvisor — 03 Sep 2018
"Genetic power is an uncharted frontier." - This is actually a line in this abomination from someone intimately educated on the science of making super-dinos. Did this idotic writer think the average audience member's general IQ was in the sub-60 range? Bad news, the average is 100.
This line was quick followed by DNA research as being claimed as programming a dino to obey human command. The people beind this were clearly in the 10-point range (animal intelligence), as this would mean that ANY species could be modified to be commanded, even people.
This was a cash grab on the title, nothing more. The rest of the movie is equally vapid, and not worth talking about. The only highlight was the ass-shots, and covered breast shots that were painfully obvious.
This should have been a made for TV movie, not cinematic. The second most incompentent line is about 10 minutes later (half-way through this thing), when it is claimed that the familial mother will activate the genetic code of the offspring.
Not due to even more DNA magic, but because that is how the world works. Hell, even the CG/Amimation is terrible at times. For a movie where hald the cast is CG, that is quite pathetic. Finally, there is a scene that I will not spoil except to say the pricing is so juvenile that it proves this was written for chidren, under the age of 10.
This should have been tossed into the vault and never seen the light of day. Just like the writer & director. Razzies, do you worst.
This review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) was written by Scienceadvisor on 03 Sep 2018.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom has generally received mixed reviews.
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