Review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) by Ginak — 24 Jun 2018

The main thing “fallen” here is the franchise. As another audience reviewer on this site says, “gruesomely bad.” What was wrong? First of all, it was much too long. 128 minutes too long. Two kids in back of me talked constantly throughout the entire movie, and no one ever bothered to shush them.

Not even once. I couldn’t hear what they were saying, but maybe it was more interesting than the movie. The plot was lame, the “acting” was awful, there were so many dinosaurs that none of them had any personality.

Even the villains were boring. My advice, as a fan, is don’t bother. Wait until it’s on TV for free. Then you can sit at home and drink cheap booze while spitting popcorn at the screen. That's probably the only "fun" way to enjoy this movie.

No kidding.