Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Aman A — 07 Aug 2015

Tried to watch it for Mila, but wow, it is so bad that in 10 minutes had to shut it off !! Avoid as a plague!

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Aman A on 07 Aug 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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