Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Lanky Man P — 14 Jun 2017

Cool for the eye, but that's about it.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Lanky Man P on 14 Jun 2017.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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AWESOME VISUAL EFFECTS! AWESOME SCI-FI SETTING! TOTALLY ORIGINAL ECONOMIC BASIS FOR FILM; Mind-blowing fun…

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By Mitchell B (459) on 23 Jul 2017

This is the definition of a bunch of old hooey. Does this need any more review than a description of your second billed actor…

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By Phanendar B (1) on 30 Jun 2018

I enjoyed the movie for it's difference. Though the plot seems kinda tried and tested, the approach was refreshing…

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By Tim W (1,375) on 04 Jan 2018

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By Timm S (1,294) on 24 Nov 2017

At Least It Had Some Nice Visuals To Keep It Mildly Interesting…

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