Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Donnie M — 17 Aug 2015

The critics are idiots. This was a great movie. if you love Sci-fi you will love this movie.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Donnie M on 17 Aug 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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