Review of Jonah Hex (2010) by Anthony P — 07 Aug 2013
The guy that said it's a crap sequel to Wild West West was spot on. What a rancid dog turd of a film. I don't know what I hated worse, the awful industrial metal soundtrack that resurrected imagery of Fred Durst banging Christina Aguillera, or the idiotic "we think our audience is retarded" editing where they kept flashing back to the murder of Hex's family.
We get it. They died and it made him sad. It was in the preview for fuck's sake! If it wasn't for that repetetive crap the movie would only be an hour long. When will they stop giving comic book adaptations to fresh off the boat MTV video directors trying to learn their craft? Avoid this pile of garbage like a hot branding iron to the face, because that's what it felt like to watch it.
This review of Jonah Hex (2010) was written by Anthony P on 07 Aug 2013.
Jonah Hex has generally received negative reviews.
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