Review of John Carter (2012) by Damian P — 12 May 2018

Im a big fan of this film and hate the ending as I know I will never get to see what happens next!

This review of John Carter (2012) was written by Damian P on 12 May 2018.

John Carter has generally received positive reviews.

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