Review of John Carter (2012) by Robe_Insf — 03 Jul 2012
My roommate took this film home last night and I decided to watch it with him despite hearing that the film had flopped at the box office. Well, I wish I hadn't. Someone's cooking the books, too, on the average user score of 7.
1 average. Total fantasy. I found myself laughing at the serious parts, groaning at the "funny" parts and yawning most of the rest of the time. How can a movie be so predictable and yet take so long to get where it's going? A horrible combination.
The one surprise? That Disney made an ultra-violet action film devoid of any moral or inspirational message. I kept thinking to myself, "Disney made this?" Biggest disappointment? Taylor Kitsch.
I really like this guy in Friday Night Lights, but he's just not ready for a feature film. Do yourself and favor and rent something else.
This review of John Carter (2012) was written by Robe_Insf on 03 Jul 2012.
John Carter has generally received positive reviews.
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