Review of John Carter (2012) by Tony D — 07 May 2013

Awesome movie. Disney failed to promote it properly. And now we suffer.

This movie will definitely go beyond all your expectations.

This review of John Carter (2012) was written by Tony D on 07 May 2013.

John Carter has generally received positive reviews.

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