Review of John Carter (2012) by Matt G — 05 Jul 2016
I wish we could send this movie to mars. Kitsch has the magnetism of a store front mannequin. The dialogue is expository and bland. It's handling of time and space is scatterbrained. The plot is convoluted.
The world-building is mind-numbing nonsense. The entire thing is all sound and fury signifying nothing...I do, however, want one of those giant pig-dogs.
This review of John Carter (2012) was written by Matt G on 05 Jul 2016.
John Carter has generally received positive reviews.
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