Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Rich A — 05 Jun 2007

For as bad as you would think this is, it's pretty entertaining. Who doesn't want to see a shaved head Jesus with piercings and tats?

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Rich A on 05 Jun 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Jojo S (57) on 09 Nov 2009

Oh my... XD. This b movie is so seriously bad, it's seriously good. It's one of the funniest weirdest film I've ever watched…

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By Emma P (152) on 19 Apr 2010

So wrong...but so hilariously cheesy. Must be seen to be believed…

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By Colin B (289) on 21 Mar 2010

Actually enjoyed. With a real budget, real actors and dancers, this could be a great movie…

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By Jennifer H (754) on 19 Jan 2010

This movie made me make an important decision... I now accept Jesus Christ as my personal (vampire) slayer. Ah hahaha! See what I did there…

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By Isaac K (92) on 05 Mar 2010

Ok, just so you know where this flick is coming from, Jesus Kung-fu battles a seemingly endless mob of atheists, the final atheist proclaiming…

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By Filmgrinder S (1,010) on 29 Jul 2010

Blissful B-movie goodness and it's from Canada, a. Funny and unexpectedly sweet and moral, or is it just Satan in sheep's clothing…

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By Brandon E (187) on 01 Nov 2011

Extremely silly and blasphemously hilarious. This is probably the worst-made movie I have ever seen…

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By Mark G (832) on 13 Mar 2011

Lesbians are dissapearing and vampires are on the loose. Who do you turn to? None other than a certain Mr. Jesus H. Christ, that's who…

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By Anthony N (229) on 19 Feb 2011

Unparalleled fight scenes of Jesus beatin' ass…

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By Dustin L (139) on 30 Oct 2010

Wow, I watched all of it... crap movie lovers need to see this once. Then run…

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