Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Chuck B — 10 Jun 2007

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Why do I let myself get talked into seeing these things?

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Chuck B on 10 Jun 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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Troma film. Fun with friends. The fight with the atheists was the best. Although Jesus shaves about 1/4 of the way into the movie…

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By Matt E (271) on 10 Jul 2010

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By Leon C (66) on 15 Dec 2010

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By Jeff H (1,831) on 11 Dec 2011

So ridiculous, it's good…

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Ottawa's lesbians are being attacked by vampires so who better to stop them than the kung fu kicking messiah Jesus Christ and his Mexican wrestling…

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By Lofn G (1) on 31 Jan 2012

I knew I wanted to date the man who would become my husband when he asked me if I had seen this. A fantastic and bizarre film…

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By Guillermo R (32) on 10 Sep 2012

This is horrible and funny at the same time…

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By Lee M (4,001) on 19 May 2010

Amateurish, crappish and a whole lot of fun (not even unrespetful: I mean, JC is helluva cool - oops…

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By David D (2,198) on 29 Jan 2010

Incredibly bad! But what a title! Apparently made by a creative genius who unfortunately has no talent for writing or directing movies…

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By Larry W (344) on 09 Apr 2012

Cheesey as hell but the idea alone is awesome…

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