Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Samantha T — 11 Jun 2007

It just hurt my brain, watching this movie.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Samantha T on 11 Jun 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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