Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Brad J — 26 Jul 2007

The most amazing movie I have ever seen. Hands down. Jesus knows kung fu and he fights vampires to save lesbians.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Brad J on 26 Jul 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Mitch W (33) on 24 Jul 2011

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By Mark G (832) on 13 Mar 2011

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