Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Natasha M — 19 Sep 2007

So horrible, it's awesome.

"Everybody get laid tonight...".

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Natasha M on 19 Sep 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Matt E (271) on 10 Jul 2010

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is simply a lovably bad movie…

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By K G (148) on 16 Nov 2010

It's so bad it's good. Release the inner moron in you. A+…

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